I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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