Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
worst night to have a conscience
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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