do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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