Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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