This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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