Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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