the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
