That's intense
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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