its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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