yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
