We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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