fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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