im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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