dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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