remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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