Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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