You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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