HIV tests are more positive than that guy
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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