it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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