brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The ass gains better be worth it
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