He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
