I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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