I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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