youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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