I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
where are you?
Hypothermia
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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