sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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