franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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