Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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