Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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