We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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