chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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