i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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