Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
