when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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