I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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