Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Randomize
