Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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