dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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