I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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