11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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