I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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