It's like God shit irony all over that family
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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