Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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