so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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