Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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