Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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