No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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