did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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