today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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