I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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