Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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