there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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