I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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