This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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