Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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