I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Did I show you my penis last night?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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