i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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