You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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