She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
there's paper in my vomit.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She even gives head with a lisp.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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